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]]>Twitter user David Thorpe asked people to tell him some of the biggest lies kids told them, and probably was shocked with responses.
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— David Thorpe (@Arr) January 20, 2018
Other users started sharing and revealed that kids can sometimes exaggerate way more than the adults. Check out some of these awesome and priceless lies below.
Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars
— Trey Cant Write (@Trebucket) January 20, 2018
tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up
— Jewish Jalapeño (@tinyjalapeno) January 20, 2018
Back in the 90's a kid promised me he was going to give me a watch that allowed you to play Wolfenstein.
I still go to school everyday waiting for that watch. They still don't make that watch.
— Joseph Kennedy (@JoeEquality) January 21, 2018
This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
I knew a kid in fourth grade who knew Suge Knight killed Biggie and Pac in allegiance with the Nation of Islam because Suge wanted Lil Kim and also his cousin was there both times.
— It Happened Here (@FunkLab3000) January 20, 2018
in 3rd grade, nick schweizer said his dad could “run up trees”
— class wario (@chuchugoogoo) January 20, 2018
We all bailed on a Megadeth concert except this one chick we knew, and she claimed she went and afterward she didn't have a ride and waited in the parking lot and Megadeth invited her on their tour bus and asked her to go on tour with them. We were 16.
— COKEDRANK (@cokedrank) January 20, 2018
Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland.
— Tom Houslay (@tomhouslay) January 20, 2018
said Nightcrawler (the X-Men character) was based on a guy who lived in the attic of his church. also claimed the Jaws robot at Universal Studios took on a mind of its own and chased him into a barn until the tour guide killed it with a shotgun
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) January 20, 2018
"they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9"
— dan (in 2018) (@danbrkr) January 20, 2018
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]]>“Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.” – Atkins wrote.
Let’s join in and check out these stories that prove 2017 wasn’t all that bad.
Scientists have found a way to successfully rebreed sections of the Great Barrier Reef. pic.twitter.com/VJUZuHapSH
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Once Amazon’s new headquarters is finished it will include space to shelter 200 homeless people. pic.twitter.com/8ki9aCmKlT
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
The snow leopard has been taken off the endangered species list. pic.twitter.com/nryfZ7EN45
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
HIV/AIDS is no longer the leading cause of death in Africa. pic.twitter.com/x3tfXjPzPS
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Honey bee populations have increased by 27%. Researchers have also found an insecticide that doesn’t kill bees. pic.twitter.com/L1NSXIRw6A
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
A shoe company in Argentina makes shoes from recycled tires and employs only women from rural areas. pic.twitter.com/KsIpbarlXj
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Conservationists agreed to plant 73 million trees over the next 6 years in the Amazon rainforest. New Zealand’s next prime minster wants to plant 100 million trees next year. pic.twitter.com/VkrPiun0Hx
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Even though it doesn’t seem like it, crime has decreased by 2.7% this year. pic.twitter.com/066fy2ksNq
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Child labor rates have declined by half since 2000. pic.twitter.com/f5RkRHl5f0
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
In Lexington Kentucky, people who get parking tickets can pay them off by donating canned goods to the local food banks. pic.twitter.com/z7mu5qJnbT
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Last story, probably heard of it but I like it. At the end of the 1st quarter of football games the University of Iowa fans stand and wave to the kids in the children’s hospital across the street. pic.twitter.com/dALmeP3BFy
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>Twitter user David Thorpe asked people to tell him some of the biggest lies kids told them, and probably was shocked with responses.
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— David Thorpe (@Arr) January 20, 2018
Other users started sharing and revealed that kids can sometimes exaggerate way more than the adults. Check out some of these awesome and priceless lies below.
Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars
— Trey Cant Write (@Trebucket) January 20, 2018
tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up
— Jewish Jalapeño (@tinyjalapeno) January 20, 2018
Back in the 90's a kid promised me he was going to give me a watch that allowed you to play Wolfenstein.
I still go to school everyday waiting for that watch. They still don't make that watch.
— Joseph Kennedy (@JoeEquality) January 21, 2018
This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
I knew a kid in fourth grade who knew Suge Knight killed Biggie and Pac in allegiance with the Nation of Islam because Suge wanted Lil Kim and also his cousin was there both times.
— It Happened Here (@FunkLab3000) January 20, 2018
in 3rd grade, nick schweizer said his dad could “run up trees”
— class wario (@chuchugoogoo) January 20, 2018
We all bailed on a Megadeth concert except this one chick we knew, and she claimed she went and afterward she didn't have a ride and waited in the parking lot and Megadeth invited her on their tour bus and asked her to go on tour with them. We were 16.
— COKEDRANK (@cokedrank) January 20, 2018
Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland.
— Tom Houslay (@tomhouslay) January 20, 2018
said Nightcrawler (the X-Men character) was based on a guy who lived in the attic of his church. also claimed the Jaws robot at Universal Studios took on a mind of its own and chased him into a barn until the tour guide killed it with a shotgun
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) January 20, 2018
"they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9"
— dan (in 2018) (@danbrkr) January 20, 2018
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]]>“Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.” – Atkins wrote.
Let’s join in and check out these stories that prove 2017 wasn’t all that bad.
Scientists have found a way to successfully rebreed sections of the Great Barrier Reef. pic.twitter.com/VJUZuHapSH
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Once Amazon’s new headquarters is finished it will include space to shelter 200 homeless people. pic.twitter.com/8ki9aCmKlT
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
The snow leopard has been taken off the endangered species list. pic.twitter.com/nryfZ7EN45
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
HIV/AIDS is no longer the leading cause of death in Africa. pic.twitter.com/x3tfXjPzPS
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Honey bee populations have increased by 27%. Researchers have also found an insecticide that doesn’t kill bees. pic.twitter.com/L1NSXIRw6A
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
A shoe company in Argentina makes shoes from recycled tires and employs only women from rural areas. pic.twitter.com/KsIpbarlXj
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Conservationists agreed to plant 73 million trees over the next 6 years in the Amazon rainforest. New Zealand’s next prime minster wants to plant 100 million trees next year. pic.twitter.com/VkrPiun0Hx
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Even though it doesn’t seem like it, crime has decreased by 2.7% this year. pic.twitter.com/066fy2ksNq
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Child labor rates have declined by half since 2000. pic.twitter.com/f5RkRHl5f0
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
In Lexington Kentucky, people who get parking tickets can pay them off by donating canned goods to the local food banks. pic.twitter.com/z7mu5qJnbT
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
Last story, probably heard of it but I like it. At the end of the 1st quarter of football games the University of Iowa fans stand and wave to the kids in the children’s hospital across the street. pic.twitter.com/dALmeP3BFy
— Jacob Atkins (@atkins_jacob1) December 21, 2017
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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