Almost everyone has a Twitter account. Some use it to share their opinions; others are trying to make a difference in the world, while there are those who just want to make people laugh.Today, we will focus on one that belongs to the third category.
Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
1.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
2.
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
3.
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
4.
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
5.
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
6.
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
7.
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
8.
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
9.
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
10.
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
