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Father Gains Huge Following By Showing the Reality of Parenthood

Ray O — Thu, 16 May 2019 10:29:47 +0000

In a world that’s increasingly become flooded by inauthenticity and faking, in the hopes of showing how glamorous your life is, it’s quite refreshing to see someone do quite the opposite and show the harsh and ugly reality of things.

Case in point, Simon Hooper, AKA, Father of Daughters. Hooper, who is a father to 4 young girls, has amassed a massive Instagram following and became quite the successful author himself after writing and posting online about the truth behind what it takes to be a father these days.

Hooper’s near 1 million Instagram followers await his updates regarding his daily life, where he is the “single male in a household with 5 women” and how this has taught him a lot regarding “fatherhood, feminism, and equality.”

If you’re up for some self-deprecating and relatable humor, then you’ll definitely relate to Hooper, especially if you’re a father or parent yourself.

Scroll down below to see his everyday struggles. For more realness, be sure to follow him on Instagram.

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There are times that my children are so unresponse to my commands that particularly lethargic sloths would call them slow. It's at these moments (usually when we're trying to nail a mudane activity like getting dressed or going to bed) I find myself concocting a one off game to stir them from their dormant state (like this double horsey ride I do to the sound of black beauty every freaking morning to get the twins somewhere near clothes), only to find i executed it so well that I immediately regret it as I know this will now become ingrained in my repertoire & demanded of me again & again. I just hope I don't I end up like a comedian who had one joke they were famous for & dined out on for a while, but then were forced to repeat said joke from the rest of their miserable lives until the day they were found crying in their dressing room repeating over and over again "I am more than a single punch line!" What have you started but now can't stop for fear destroying the routine? #doitagaindaddy #morethanaonetrickpony #ididittoowell #anythingtogetthemmoving #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod #twinlife #twins

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Apr 2, 2019 at 12:56pm PDT

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One moment I'm method acting the crap out of my role as a granny named Lucy at an exclusive tea party hosted by the twins, the next they've abandoned me quicker than the entourage of a celebrity embroiled in a sex scandal to act out scenes from a budget version of king Kong. In that moment, I transformed from being an engaged parent to a 36 year old man in tent who's been left ponder his life choices whilst talking to himself in strange accents & drinking air from a wooden cup. Isn't parenting wonderful. There's a long list of things I've continued to do when the those with the attention span of an senile goldfish decide to sod off that includes colouring, Lego, playing with dolls & simple puzzles that I time myself to complete because, well, why not! Who else has been dumped mid play & continued on your own? #abandoned #budgetkingkong #thisairislovely #maninatent #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on May 4, 2019 at 12:41pm PDT

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Did anyone else spend their mornings as a kid completely unsupervised, glued to the slow flicking pages of ceefax / Teletext before actual programmes like dappledown farm, Jason & the wheeled warriors & the racoons came on? If you did, then that meant you were up before 5.30am, usually the only one moving in a house of slumbering people & free from parental control, which felt liberating! Well it seems that Ottie & Delilah have my genes as, while I did my rather convincing impression of a morgue resident, they've took the opportunity engage silent mode (a mode I didn't know they had) & descended into the darkness of downstairs to start the day on their own. I don't know what they did this morning, but I ran down in cold sweat to lots of open drawers, a nappy on the stairs, a dog wee on the floor that resembled lake superior from space & 2 children under a sofa laughing hysterically while eating dry cheerios. I guess they enjoyed their independence but now I'm terrified for tomorrow morning. Fyi if you don't know what ceefax is, then we can no longer be friends as you're too young. #independentgirls #unsupervised #badparenting #twins #fod #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on May 2, 2019 at 1:00pm PDT

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No one chooses to have siblings. It's a decision that's thrust upon them & they have to just deal with it. That's why I Sometimes worry if my girls will be friends when they're older, as the sibling relationship is a complex one – one moment they're playing nicely together, the next theyre planning sororicide, but until we all live in a blade runneresque dystopia & genetic code is traded openly on the black market, no one gets to pick who they have a brother or sister – it's a lucky dip ladle from the soup of our parents bodily fluids (gross). But then I look at my own brother & sister – Yes we fought & yes we drove eachother nuts, but then you blink, become an adult & realise that these people that you shared your childhood with make up a significant part of your memories & who you are today. They are my friends and without them I simply wouldn't be me. I hope my girls feel the same way when they're older as I'm glad my parents decided to have sex those 3 times (& only those 3 times as we all know that our parents only ever had sex to procreate and for no other reason, right?!). #siblings #family #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Apr 25, 2019 at 1:07pm PDT

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How much do men really know about periods? As a teenager, periods weren't exactly top of my 'must know more things about' list. In fact, all I knew is that we boys used them as dismissive insults when girls were being short tempered – "oh, she's on her period" – said without ever really understanding how they effect the female body. I was basically an ill informed twat. But now that I'm knee deep in females that will all be premenstrual at some point in the future with me stuck in the middle, I feel the need to know more so I can understand & not just lie helplessly on the tracks, ready to be hit by the monthly run away hormone train that calls at Short Temper town, Sexual Desire Spa, Scatter Brain Central, Premenstrual Stress parkway & terminates abruptly in arguments & me making emergency late light runs to the shop for sanitary products I know nothing about (default to heavy flow stuff – standard) painkillers & enough chocolate to put willy Wonker out of business. So men (or women who answer for their male partners), how much do you know? What is a period? What's a cup? Can you get pregnant on your period? How's the vulva different to the vagina? Do women's periods really sync up and most importantly what's missing from the tray in the picture? We can empathise through learning, so let's share some knowledge. #periods #pmssurvival #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Apr 1, 2019 at 12:32pm PDT

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In the days before algorithm based romance and soul destroying swiping, people used to use Friday night to get to know eachother – Friday night was date night & last night was no exception, just with one important difference. Said in the nicest way possible so as to avoid unnecessary enquires from social services – last night I decided to hire a baby sitter, got dressed up & took my eldest on a 'date' – something I can't emphasis the importance of enough. So what did it cost? Baby sitter £35, food £30, putting the world to rights over Asian food, cackling like a hyenna's high on laughing gas & getting to know just a little more about the intelligent, witty & beautiful young women my daughter is becoming – priceless. Of course, we were chaperoned by @mother_of_daughters who suffers from serious FOMO, but it turns out that 3 isn't a crowd after all – it's just the right number to feel connected & to feel a little less like parents & a little more like friends. #ustime #makingtime #friendsnotparents #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Mar 16, 2019 at 1:29pm PDT

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Ah soft play. If you've never been, let me paint a picture for you. Close your eyes & imagine a gigantic fancy hamster cage made from wipe clean surfaces that a rainbow vomited over. Now imagine that cage is in a large room with a thermostat stuck on Sahara desert mode & has the same ventilation as a vacuum chamber. Now imagine what seems like 1000 feral kids ranging in ages from 1 to small adults all thrown in that cage, hydrated only by carbonated drinks and adrenaline, who know they're free from parental supervision for the next hour. Finally add in the stale smell of farts and feet. Congratulations, you're at softplay! @mother_of_daughters suggested we came here while she was out yesterday , but we all know that's code for "I spent 5 hours cleaning up after you lot yesterday & I want you to sod off so there's a chance the house won't look like a squat hit by a dirty bomb when I get home. Fair enough. Soft play it is. #softplay #warehouseoffartsandfeet #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod #

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Mar 4, 2019 at 12:55pm PST

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So it seems that 'chicken pops' as the twins call them, have descended on our house like a biblical plague, so for the next week, @mother_of_daughters and I will be arguing about who's job is more important and who has to take time off to watch Ottie's & Delilah desperately try not to scratch. Having gone through this now 4 times, we know what to expect, but being relatively helpless when it comes to easing their discomfort still makes you feel as useful as a pair of left handed scissors at an international convention for right handed people. I wonder if they do they do those cones you see on animals in toddler size? Perhaps duct taping gloves on will be enough? To be fair , they don't seem to care at the moment , but suddenly I'm feeling very itchy!! #itchyoucantscratch #chickenpops #aplagueonbothyourhouses #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fodv

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Jan 24, 2019 at 12:56pm PST

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Our house is fast becoming a commune for dolls that have cast aside the constraints of clothing & embraced their natural form in all its glory. In other words, it's a plastic nudist camp. I have drawers literally full of fake people rocking all sorts vaginas and penis's, ranging from limbless pound shop dolls with smooth under carriages all the way up to these rather detailed, anatomically correct ones that love nothing more than letting it all hang free, and I for one am tired of having a penis pushed it my face at bed time (there's a sentence I never thought I say). Through hosting this 'celebration of the flesh' I've also learnt that girls think Willie's are hands down, THE most hilarious thing on the planet, which is just great for me. Do boys find vaginas funny? Not that I'm aware. So why is our manhood worth more laughs than a sellout comedy gig? I'm off to get surgery to make myself completely smooth so the laughing will stop. #plasticnudistcamp #willyintheface #dontlaughatit #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

A post shared by Simon (@father_of_daughters) on Feb 5, 2019 at 12:39pm PST

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Snezhana Soosh from Ukraine Illustrates Love Between Fathers and Daughters

Jovana A — Sat, 09 Dec 2017 02:30:17 +0000

If you ask Ukranian artist Snezhana Soosh to describe her artwork, she’d tell you, “I always wanted to have a tender and loving relationship with my own father, but he didn’t know how to show his love so most of the time was distant and cold. I drew what I lacked and very much wanted — to feel loved and protected by my big papa.”

It will break and warm your heart at the same time. Watch closely; Snezhana’s work is all about the little details. Let the emotions behind the illustrations find you and share with dads of little daughters in your life!

(By @vskafandre)

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