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]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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]]>The post You Have to Check These Hilarious Conversations One Dad Has With His Daughters appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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