Meet James Breakwell. He is a comedy writer, and a father of four girls, all of which are 7 years old or younger. After participating in numerous hilarious, adorable and sometimes weird conversations with his girls, James decided to share some of them on his Twitter account.
These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
1.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
2.
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
3.
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
4.
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
5.
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
6.
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
7.
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
8.
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
9.
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
10.
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
