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]]>It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing your mom has said and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 8, 2018
Scroll down to read how people answered the challenge and get ready to laugh. The best #MomQuotes are waiting for you.
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
I was recently struggling with a decision I made and asked my mom if she ever did something she wasn’t proud of. She responded, “yeah” and stared at me in silence for two minutes. #MomQuotes
— L I V (@liv_colorfully) May 10, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.”#MomQuotes
— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
We were driving one time and this song comes on. Mom says, “I just love this song! But I’m not a big fan of the band name. I mean ‘Black Guy Pees’ is just a bit derogatory.” To which I respond, “well that’s why they’re called ‘The Black Eyed Peas’…” #MomQuotes @jimmyfallon
— Andrew Snyder (@Snyds_MEd) May 8, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it
#MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— 7iluMur (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
When I left for college my mom asked if I remembered to get refills on my contacts and birth control. I said yes and she said, “Good, I don’t want you running into walls and getting pregnant.” #momquotes @FallonTonight
— Kaitlyn Troske (@katersNgravy) May 10, 2018
My mom couldn’t find the movie she wanted on Netflix. “Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I’ll try again tomorrow” #MomQuotes
— Hooray Platypus (@HoorayPlatypus) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair
(@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
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