When Jimmy Fallon posts a challenge, people respond in the most awesome way. Last week, he asked Twitter users to share the funniest, weirdest, or most embarrassing things their moms said and the winners are in.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing your mom has said and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 8, 2018
Scroll down to read how people answered the challenge and get ready to laugh. The best #MomQuotes are waiting for you.
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
I was recently struggling with a decision I made and asked my mom if she ever did something she wasn’t proud of. She responded, “yeah” and stared at me in silence for two minutes. #MomQuotes
— L I V (@liv_colorfully) May 10, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.” 😳🤦🏻♀️ #MomQuotes
— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
We were driving one time and this song comes on. Mom says, “I just love this song! But I’m not a big fan of the band name. I mean ‘Black Guy Pees’ is just a bit derogatory.” To which I respond, “well that’s why they’re called ‘The Black Eyed Peas’…” #MomQuotes @jimmyfallon
— Andrew Snyder (@Snyds_MEd) May 8, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it 😅 #MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— 7iluMur (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
When I left for college my mom asked if I remembered to get refills on my contacts and birth control. I said yes and she said, “Good, I don’t want you running into walls and getting pregnant.” #momquotes @FallonTonight
— Kaitlyn Troske (@katersNgravy) May 10, 2018
My mom couldn’t find the movie she wanted on Netflix. “Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I’ll try again tomorrow” #MomQuotes
— Hooray Platypus (@HoorayPlatypus) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair 🧙🏼♀️ (@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018