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]]>My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me
— Zackadaisical (@Mr_Kapowski) October 26, 2016
My workout schedule:
Age 20: Ran every day.
Age 25: Exercised once a week.
Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2017
The twentysomethings next door are having a rave. I'm in bed knitting & watching Netflix w/ my cat. #thirtysomething pic.twitter.com/JDiJaKrYBZ
— LibrariNerd
(@LibrariNerd) April 11, 2015
Welcome to your 30s. You're continually stunned to find that 1998 was not 10 years ago.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 6, 2017
im gonna have a productive weekend
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man
ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 24, 2017
"What is life in your 30s like?"
"You get excited about a restaurant's location because it's close to Target and you need to buy soap."— White Guy Confidence (@karenkho) July 19, 2017
Me in my 20s: secretly hates everyone.
Me in my 30s: publicly hates everyone.
— I LIKE CHIPS (@aaronup) December 5, 2017
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
I love being in my 30s. I get messages from my friends like "oh god I'm in a club" and I'm like "oh god no" while I'm home eating string cheese
— Jacqui Collins (@jacquicollins_) January 21, 2018
Hello, welcome to your 30s, the cute boys you had crushes on in junior high all look like fat old dads now.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) December 3, 2017
Welcome to your 30s, everything hurts for no reason and you have a hangover from the glass of wine you drank a week ago
— Strocellinni (@Strocellinni) April 20, 2017
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