If you’re in your thirties, you’ll know exactly what these tweets are all about. If you’re still not, pay close attention because these days are closer than you think.
My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me
— Zackadaisical (@Mr_Kapowski) October 26, 2016
My workout schedule:
Age 20: Ran every day.
Age 25: Exercised once a week.
Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2017
The twentysomethings next door are having a rave. I'm in bed knitting & watching Netflix w/ my cat. #thirtysomething pic.twitter.com/JDiJaKrYBZ
— LibrariNerd 🇺🇸📎🌎 (@LibrariNerd) April 11, 2015
Welcome to your 30s. You're continually stunned to find that 1998 was not 10 years ago.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 6, 2017
im gonna have a productive weekend
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man
ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 24, 2017
"What is life in your 30s like?"
"You get excited about a restaurant's location because it's close to Target and you need to buy soap."— White Guy Confidence (@karenkho) July 19, 2017
Me in my 20s: secretly hates everyone.
Me in my 30s: publicly hates everyone.
— I LIKE CHIPS (@aaronup) December 5, 2017
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
I love being in my 30s. I get messages from my friends like "oh god I'm in a club" and I'm like "oh god no" while I'm home eating string cheese
— Jacqui Collins (@jacquicollins_) January 21, 2018
Hello, welcome to your 30s, the cute boys you had crushes on in junior high all look like fat old dads now.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) December 3, 2017
Welcome to your 30s, everything hurts for no reason and you have a hangover from the glass of wine you drank a week ago
— Strocellinni (@Strocellinni) April 20, 2017