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]]>Bess Kalb, a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, recently decided to share the New Yorker cartoons captioned by her cousin’s 9-year-old daughter Alice with her Twitter followers, and they soon went viral. Everyone loved Alice’s brilliant and simple humor, so her mother decided to set up a Twitter account and share more of her daughter’s captions. Check out some of them below.
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/3EsfcWfH8f
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 12, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/IWBGeOFxGU
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 20, 2018
@AliceCaptions 4.20.18 pic.twitter.com/KbAZmf8vz6
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 20, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/1oCDXnVpGG
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 24, 2018
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>The post You Have to Check These Hilarious Conversations One Dad Has With His Daughters appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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]]>The post 9-Year-Old Girl Comes up With Hilarious Cartoon Captions appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Bess Kalb, a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, recently decided to share the New Yorker cartoons captioned by her cousin’s 9-year-old daughter Alice with her Twitter followers, and they soon went viral. Everyone loved Alice’s brilliant and simple humor, so her mother decided to set up a Twitter account and share more of her daughter’s captions. Check out some of them below.
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 7, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/3EsfcWfH8f
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 12, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/IWBGeOFxGU
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 20, 2018
@AliceCaptions 4.20.18 pic.twitter.com/KbAZmf8vz6
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 20, 2018
Vintage @AliceCaptions pic.twitter.com/1oCDXnVpGG
— Alice K (@AliceCaptions) April 24, 2018
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>The post You Have to Check These Hilarious Conversations One Dad Has With His Daughters appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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