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]]>Twitter user David Thorpe asked people to tell him some of the biggest lies kids told them, and probably was shocked with responses.
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— David Thorpe (@Arr) January 20, 2018
Other users started sharing and revealed that kids can sometimes exaggerate way more than the adults. Check out some of these awesome and priceless lies below.
Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars
— Trey Cant Write (@Trebucket) January 20, 2018
tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up
— Jewish Jalapeño (@tinyjalapeno) January 20, 2018
Back in the 90's a kid promised me he was going to give me a watch that allowed you to play Wolfenstein.
I still go to school everyday waiting for that watch. They still don't make that watch.
— Joseph Kennedy (@JoeEquality) January 21, 2018
This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
I knew a kid in fourth grade who knew Suge Knight killed Biggie and Pac in allegiance with the Nation of Islam because Suge wanted Lil Kim and also his cousin was there both times.
— It Happened Here (@FunkLab3000) January 20, 2018
in 3rd grade, nick schweizer said his dad could “run up trees”
— class wario (@chuchugoogoo) January 20, 2018
We all bailed on a Megadeth concert except this one chick we knew, and she claimed she went and afterward she didn't have a ride and waited in the parking lot and Megadeth invited her on their tour bus and asked her to go on tour with them. We were 16.
— COKEDRANK (@cokedrank) January 20, 2018
Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland.
— Tom Houslay (@tomhouslay) January 20, 2018
said Nightcrawler (the X-Men character) was based on a guy who lived in the attic of his church. also claimed the Jaws robot at Universal Studios took on a mind of its own and chased him into a barn until the tour guide killed it with a shotgun
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) January 20, 2018
"they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9"
— dan (in 2018) (@danbrkr) January 20, 2018
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>The post You Have to Check These Hilarious Conversations One Dad Has With His Daughters appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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]]>The post Twitter Users Share the Biggest Lies Kids Told them and it Left us Shocked! appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Twitter user David Thorpe asked people to tell him some of the biggest lies kids told them, and probably was shocked with responses.
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— David Thorpe (@Arr) January 20, 2018
Other users started sharing and revealed that kids can sometimes exaggerate way more than the adults. Check out some of these awesome and priceless lies below.
Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars
— Trey Cant Write (@Trebucket) January 20, 2018
tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up
— Jewish Jalapeño (@tinyjalapeno) January 20, 2018
Back in the 90's a kid promised me he was going to give me a watch that allowed you to play Wolfenstein.
I still go to school everyday waiting for that watch. They still don't make that watch.
— Joseph Kennedy (@JoeEquality) January 21, 2018
This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
I knew a kid in fourth grade who knew Suge Knight killed Biggie and Pac in allegiance with the Nation of Islam because Suge wanted Lil Kim and also his cousin was there both times.
— It Happened Here (@FunkLab3000) January 20, 2018
in 3rd grade, nick schweizer said his dad could “run up trees”
— class wario (@chuchugoogoo) January 20, 2018
We all bailed on a Megadeth concert except this one chick we knew, and she claimed she went and afterward she didn't have a ride and waited in the parking lot and Megadeth invited her on their tour bus and asked her to go on tour with them. We were 16.
— COKEDRANK (@cokedrank) January 20, 2018
Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland.
— Tom Houslay (@tomhouslay) January 20, 2018
said Nightcrawler (the X-Men character) was based on a guy who lived in the attic of his church. also claimed the Jaws robot at Universal Studios took on a mind of its own and chased him into a barn until the tour guide killed it with a shotgun
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) January 20, 2018
"they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9"
— dan (in 2018) (@danbrkr) January 20, 2018
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>The post You Have to Check These Hilarious Conversations One Dad Has With His Daughters appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>These conversations will not only make you laugh, but you’ll also relate to them if you are a parent yourself. Check out some of them below.
7-year-old: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Me: Why?
7: I like being smart.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
3-year-old: Dads reach stuff.
Me: Yeah.
3: And lift stuff.
Me: Definitely.
3: And make the bathroom smell bad.
Too far.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2017
[listening to "We Three Kings"]
7-year-old: Where were the queens?
Me: Back at their castles.
7: Taking over for good.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
3-year-old: Where do fish go when it snows?
Me: They stay in the water.
3: I hope they have sweaters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
7-year-old: What did you watch on Netflix when you were a kid?
Me: I was born way before Netflix.
7: Were you born before books?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *screams*
Me: You better have a good reason.
3: I have a lightsaber.
She has the best reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
5-year-old: *sighs for the seventh time in a row*
Me: Do you have to sigh so much?
5: Does it have to be a school day?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2017
3-year-old: *draws a pretty picture*
Me: Aw. Who is that for?
3: A girl named me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
5-year-old: How do you know so much?
Me: I paid attention in school.
5: No, how do you know so much about Star Wars?
Me: I didn't pay attention in school.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 1, 2017
[driving]
3-year-old: Good job, Dad!
Me: Why?
3: You didn't crash.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, kid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2017
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