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]]>Humor is always a great way to deal with serious issues and these Twitter users have proven to be extremely talented at telling stories of how God created different species and things in a short format.
Scroll down to see the best jokes on this topics we found on Twitter!
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]]>We can imagine that the best part of being a vet is getting to hear all the different names people give to their pets. But if you’re not a vet and would still like to be included in the fun, scroll down for the best collection of odd and hilarious pet names we managed to gather.
If you’re currently coming up with a name for your new pet, these will make your imagination go wild!
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]]>We live in a social world where everyone interacts with one another daily. It begins to look awkward when someone refuses to follow this simple rule. If you come across an introvert, try to understand that they care about you a lot, but they do not want you around them every time. Put yourself in their shoes and leave them alone forever.
This Twitter account captured how introverts feel in different situations and we believe they are a hundred percent accurate.
Are you an introvert? Can you relate to this? Read the funny, relatable tweets below:
The Introvert Hotline
Every time you call the number they give you an excuse to avoid plans or leave the social gathering you’re at.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 7, 2018
Someone felt bad for canceling plans on me… lol they’re my hero now
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 10, 2018
#introvert pic.twitter.com/iy75XkxXCG
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 28, 2018
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 25, 2018
Alone, not lonely.
Restrained, not shy.
Homebody, not lazy.#introvert
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 14, 2018
This person belongs in the introvert hall of fame. pic.twitter.com/xbfexYHZtv
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) July 10, 2018
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]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>Of course, over time, that became too complicated and with the convenience that streaming services brought, Blockbuster started losing customers. At one point, Blockbuster had 9,094 stores but now there are just around 10 that survived.
One of those surviving Blockbuster shops is active on Twitter and their tweets are absolute comedy gold. People behind The Last Blockbuster know their end is near, but that doesn’t stop them to look on the bright side and put a smile on the faces of their followers.
“This account was created to get face-to-face with them and build a personal relationship for a better Blockbuster future. And to contact people who owe us late fees.” – said one of the employees for the Daily Dot.
So, if you have one Blockbuster movie that you forgot to return, don’t follow them and check out some of their funniest tweets below.
It's funny, Netflix keeps raising their prices while we keep lowering ours.*
*On any Veggie Tales rental through Nov 1.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 6, 2017
If you know someone who has failed to return a rental you are legally obligated to turn them in and verbally chastise them about it.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 21, 2017
Of course Apple decides to announce the new iPhone the same day we were gonna announce our new carbon monoxide detector.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 12, 2017
Top 5 Most Rented Films of August!
1. Saving Private Ryan (2 Rentals)
2. Eat Pray Love (1)
3. Cocoon (1)
4. N/A
5. N/A— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 5, 2017
The difference between us and the remaining California Condors is they don't know they're going extinct.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 14, 2017
Asking us why we don't have Blu Rays is like asking a homeless person why they don't have a MacBook Pro.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 6, 2017
A lot of people don't know this but we own a large portion of Netflix. Just kidding our electricity just got shut off.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 17, 2017
A great way to improve your Blockbuster experience is to lower your expectations.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) April 28, 2017
Please stop sending us photos of abandoned blockbusters. That's like us sending you photos of your dead grandparents.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) March 25, 2017
Just because our lights aren't on doesn't mean we're not open.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 11, 2016
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]]>The post These Tweets Show What Possibly Happened When God Was Creating the Earth appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Humor is always a great way to deal with serious issues and these Twitter users have proven to be extremely talented at telling stories of how God created different species and things in a short format.
Scroll down to see the best jokes on this topics we found on Twitter!
The post These Tweets Show What Possibly Happened When God Was Creating the Earth appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>The post Hilarious Names People Gave to Their Pets appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>We can imagine that the best part of being a vet is getting to hear all the different names people give to their pets. But if you’re not a vet and would still like to be included in the fun, scroll down for the best collection of odd and hilarious pet names we managed to gather.
If you’re currently coming up with a name for your new pet, these will make your imagination go wild!
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]]>The post Tweets Only Introverts Can Relate to appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>We live in a social world where everyone interacts with one another daily. It begins to look awkward when someone refuses to follow this simple rule. If you come across an introvert, try to understand that they care about you a lot, but they do not want you around them every time. Put yourself in their shoes and leave them alone forever.
This Twitter account captured how introverts feel in different situations and we believe they are a hundred percent accurate.
Are you an introvert? Can you relate to this? Read the funny, relatable tweets below:
The Introvert Hotline
Every time you call the number they give you an excuse to avoid plans or leave the social gathering you’re at.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 7, 2018
Someone felt bad for canceling plans on me… lol they’re my hero now
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 10, 2018
#introvert pic.twitter.com/iy75XkxXCG
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) September 28, 2018
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 25, 2018
Alone, not lonely.
Restrained, not shy.
Homebody, not lazy.#introvert
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 14, 2018
This person belongs in the introvert hall of fame. pic.twitter.com/xbfexYHZtv
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) July 10, 2018
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]]>The post Satan Has a Twitter Account and It Couldn’t be More Hilarious appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Did you ever wonder how would Satan’s Twitter account look like? Well, you don’t have to, because someone made it and it’s funny as hell (pun intended). We browsed through the account and found the best tweets that will make you laugh. If you didn’t start following Satan on Twitter, there is no better time than now (if you like dark humor, of course). Check out his hilarious tweets below.
Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven
— Satan (@s8n) November 11, 2017
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
Just remember, god will judge you for literally anything while I will hate you the same, no matter what you do.
— Satan (@s8n) October 24, 2017
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
If you think your friendships will last forever, just remember that i use to be god's best friend.
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2017
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
— Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
I don't judge you, I love you for who you are
— Satan (@s8n) March 16, 2017
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]]>The post One Blockbuster Shop has a Twitter Account And It’s Comedy Gold appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>Of course, over time, that became too complicated and with the convenience that streaming services brought, Blockbuster started losing customers. At one point, Blockbuster had 9,094 stores but now there are just around 10 that survived.
One of those surviving Blockbuster shops is active on Twitter and their tweets are absolute comedy gold. People behind The Last Blockbuster know their end is near, but that doesn’t stop them to look on the bright side and put a smile on the faces of their followers.
“This account was created to get face-to-face with them and build a personal relationship for a better Blockbuster future. And to contact people who owe us late fees.” – said one of the employees for the Daily Dot.
So, if you have one Blockbuster movie that you forgot to return, don’t follow them and check out some of their funniest tweets below.
It's funny, Netflix keeps raising their prices while we keep lowering ours.*
*On any Veggie Tales rental through Nov 1.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 6, 2017
If you know someone who has failed to return a rental you are legally obligated to turn them in and verbally chastise them about it.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 21, 2017
Of course Apple decides to announce the new iPhone the same day we were gonna announce our new carbon monoxide detector.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 12, 2017
Top 5 Most Rented Films of August!
1. Saving Private Ryan (2 Rentals)
2. Eat Pray Love (1)
3. Cocoon (1)
4. N/A
5. N/A— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 5, 2017
The difference between us and the remaining California Condors is they don't know they're going extinct.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 14, 2017
Asking us why we don't have Blu Rays is like asking a homeless person why they don't have a MacBook Pro.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 6, 2017
A lot of people don't know this but we own a large portion of Netflix. Just kidding our electricity just got shut off.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 17, 2017
A great way to improve your Blockbuster experience is to lower your expectations.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) April 28, 2017
Please stop sending us photos of abandoned blockbusters. That's like us sending you photos of your dead grandparents.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) March 25, 2017
Just because our lights aren't on doesn't mean we're not open.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 11, 2016
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