Over the course of history, billions of people have wondered how exactly did we end up here on Earth as a species. Many religions have been trying to answer this question in a serious way, but sometimes we just need to take a break and look at things from a different perspective.
Humor is always a great way to deal with serious issues and these Twitter users have proven to be extremely talented at telling stories of how God created different species and things in a short format.
Scroll down to see the best jokes on this topics we found on Twitter!
Corgi: why are my legs so short?
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) February 4, 2019
God: that’s just what legs look like.
Corgi: oh cool.
[giraffe walks by]
Corgi:
God: you weren’t supposed to see that.
[God creating spiders]
— regular matt (@matt___nelson) June 18, 2016
"Make it have 8 legs"
Seems excessive but ok
"And 8 eyes"
You need to calm down a li-
"Give it a butt rope"
[God creating the ocean]
— flaubert flav (@themiltron) June 8, 2015
GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they—
GOD: Make it undrinkable.
[god creating mushrooms]
— Skoog (@Skoogeth) July 23, 2018
god: some go on pizzas
angel: ooo tasty
god: some make you trip balls
angel: um
god: and some just fucking kill you
angel: you ok buddy?
GOD: 8
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) June 4, 2018
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: 10 lol
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL
ANGEL: LMAO
God: what are they doing down there?
— The Dad (@thedad) August 20, 2018
Angel: they are making milk from almonds
God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from
A: they dont like that milk
God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*
God: you can breathe underwater!
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) January 13, 2019
Fish: nice.
God: also eat and drink underwater.
Fish: so where do I go to the bathroom?
God:
Fish: just on the land or something?
God: you can repeat everything you hear.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) November 21, 2018
Parrot: humans are the worst and I’m probably gonna kill them in a flood soon.
God:
Parrot:
God: what’s it gonna take to keep this quiet?
Parrot: I wanna live in a Tropical Paradise.
GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made
— wwwdmmmffnn (@woodmuffin) January 27, 2019
ANGELS: [confused applause]
[god creating bees]
— flaubert flav (@themiltron) April 8, 2015
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
“WTF.”
Swordfish: my nose looks ridiculous.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) January 16, 2019
God: at least you have a cool name.
Swordfish: so?
God: I could have made you look ridiculous AND have a dumb name.
Swordfish: but why would you do that to someone?
Hammerhead Shark: yes God why would you do that to someone?
GOD: there, my first animal 🙂
— tater tot bros (@thetits) February 8, 2016
SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move?
G:like this*shimmies*
S:
G:just kinda*shimmies*
S:dude
[God making coconuts]
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 3, 2019
ANGEL: Hair on the outside?
GOD: Yes
ANGEL: Milk on the inside?
GOD: Yes
ANGEL: So, this is another mammal?
GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, no
[god creating seahorses]
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) May 20, 2018
angel: any more ideas for animals?
god: ok, what if tiny saxophones could swim
God: you’re gonna be beautiful your whole life.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) December 21, 2018
Butterfly: yeah I better be.
God: [to Angel] I don’t like his attitude make him an ugly hairy worm for half his life.
Octopus: I’m just saying eight legs is too many legs, I look ridiculous.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) July 28, 2018
God: oh. ok. hey snake?
Snake: what’s up?
God: octopus, tell snake what you told me.
Octopus:
*Creating bees*
— Krispy Memes Boi (@memes_krispy) February 5, 2019
God: Make then highly beneficial to the ecosystem
Angel: Sure thing, boss
God: Give them the greatest knees of all time
God: you get to sleep like 20 hours a day.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) February 2, 2019
Sloth: but that’s way too much sleep.
God:
Sloth:
God:
Sloth: yeah no I heard it when I said it.
[God creating cat]
— Troy Fatout (@teeroy99) February 5, 2019
God: make it furry, sees at night, makes cute sound when it’s happy
Angel: sounds like a good pet.
God: and shits in a box]
Angel: little odd, but cleanliness is next to Go…
God: and hates things on counters. #original
*creation of the kangaroo*
— Gina (@ginadivittorio) January 25, 2018
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection
God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
