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]]>When we’re in our teens and 20s, we don’t want to believe some common things people claim will happen once we hit the 30-year mark. While not all the warnings turn out to be true, some do and it’s often the most surprising ones.
Twitter user @exfatalist recently asked people to share such revelations and the answers were hilarious! “Hey, over 30 Twitter, what was something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true? I’ll go first: random backaches for simply *existing* after three decades of suboptimal posture.”
Check out our favorite answers below.
You really do care less about what other people think you as you get older. It's rather wonderful.
— Isla Boag(@IslaBoag) January 13, 2020
Chin hair gets braver with time
— 𝙻𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚎(@EMaietta) January 12, 2020
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]]>We can imagine that the best part of being a vet is getting to hear all the different names people give to their pets. But if you’re not a vet and would still like to be included in the fun, scroll down for the best collection of odd and hilarious pet names we managed to gather.
If you’re currently coming up with a name for your new pet, these will make your imagination go wild!
Always a laugh; our pug Beef Shreddington, Sheriff of Snortingham pic.twitter.com/Qq2jtC2Tvn
—Erica Marie
I once met a tiny dog wearing a t-shirt in a bar and his name was JPEG
— Christie
My cats are called Badger and Hedgehog, named by the rescue who caught them as ferals at a wildlife sanctuary. As a consequence, I have the world’s most confused 18 month old child
— Tilly Latimer (@TilsLatimer) June 15, 2018
This is Kitty Purry pic.twitter.com/eLTG6ZaYTC
— Claire Allan(@ClaireAllan) June 15, 2018
Our 2 YO Catahoula Leopard mix is named Quentin Tarantino Pi (as in 3.14), or Q.T. Pi.
— Karma Lei Angelo (@KarmaLeiAngelo) June 16, 2018
We call him Pi for short.
Kids named our 1 YO Blue Heeler mix:
Arithmetic Scandium Iodine, or Ari ScI (“sky”).
We just call her Ari for short.
We’re science and math nerdspic.twitter.com/Ijy54mILWW
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]]>As the fall semester started, Fallon wanted to know what are the best #MyTeacherIsWeird stories. Here are some of the replies.
I had a professor of abnormal psychology who once spent 20 minutes of class silently crouched in the corner facing the wall. Then finally got up and said, “that was weird, right?” #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Havilavalava (@HallHavilah) October 2, 2018
My grade 3 teacher would remove her glass eye and clean it during silent reading time. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Andre Lauzon (@Aquagenerian) October 2, 2018
My friend and I skipped school one day to go see Pedro pitch at Fenway, our gym teacher was sitting in the same section and said "hey boys,im home sick" we replied "So are we"
He raised his beer and said "Go Sox"
We raised our Soda's and said "HELL YEAH" #MyTeacherIsWeird— NickiG333 (@ngblaze44) October 2, 2018
#MyTeacherIsWeird In college math prof leaned on the ledge of an open (first floor) window with no screen while lecturing on business statistics. Tumbled out the window mid-sentence. Reappeared through the classroom door minutes later and picked up right where he had stopped.
— Douglas Page (@dougeben090900) October 2, 2018
I had a teacher who would attach the head of Barbie dolls to long sticks and use them to point at things on the board. She had like 10 she would keep in a vase on her desk. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Andre Martinez (@andrepmartinez1) October 2, 2018
Economics professor would walk into class and say All Aboard the Economic Express & we all had to respond with choo choo #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Amanda (@Amandarooni) September 15, 2016
#MyTeacherIsWeird My Latin prof paused while conjugating a verb, stared at the board for a minute, then turned & said "It'd be awesome to die while writing on the board. You'd collapse & leave a chalk trail down to your corpse." Went back to teaching after w/o further comment.
— Laura Linde Turnes (@StargazerNataku) October 2, 2018
My English teacher wanted us to hear some bad writing examples… so he pulled up his ex-girlfriend's tumblr page and read of some of her posts. #MyTeacherIsWeird @jimmyfallon
— Nicole (@NiceSpine) October 2, 2018
one time my 70 year old professor walked in and said "don't let your wife read 50 shades. things will get crazy real fast" #MyTeacherIsWeird
— lex♡ (@lexie_jones16) September 14, 2016
3rd grade,Thriller came out.Teacher learned to moonwalk.If you had a question,he'd moonwalk across the room to your desk.#MyTeacherIsWeird
— Marcus Silva (@marcussilva73) October 2, 2018
I had a teacher that looked “rap name generator” on Google. He gave every student a name from the site and called them that for the rest of the week. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— P-TOWN (@P_TOWN_J) October 4, 2018
One of my classmates asked the teacher what it's like to be a teacher….So he interrupted her every 10 seconds until she cried. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Shawn (@ashawnishing) October 2, 2018
One day my teacher said that as long as I kept talking in front of the class we wouldn't have to do any work that day; so I did a 45 minute filibuster on the plot of Forrest Gump and she didn't interrupt once #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Jack Robertson Miles (@JackRMiles) October 2, 2018
A former teacher of mine once answered the phone, had a conversation in Russian, said he had to go and then rushed out of the classroom in the middle of class. He never came back #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) October 2, 2018
My Professor taught a full 50 minute English class before he realized he was my math teacher #MyTeacherIsWeird
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Chase Bridges
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]]>The post The Best #MomQuotes Will Sound So Relatable if You’re a Mom appeared first on PlayJunkie.
]]>It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing your mom has said and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 8, 2018
Scroll down to read how people answered the challenge and get ready to laugh. The best #MomQuotes are waiting for you.
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
I was recently struggling with a decision I made and asked my mom if she ever did something she wasn’t proud of. She responded, “yeah” and stared at me in silence for two minutes. #MomQuotes
— L I V (@liv_colorfully) May 10, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.”#MomQuotes
— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
We were driving one time and this song comes on. Mom says, “I just love this song! But I’m not a big fan of the band name. I mean ‘Black Guy Pees’ is just a bit derogatory.” To which I respond, “well that’s why they’re called ‘The Black Eyed Peas’…” #MomQuotes @jimmyfallon
— Andrew Snyder (@Snyds_MEd) May 8, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it
#MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— 7iluMur (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
When I left for college my mom asked if I remembered to get refills on my contacts and birth control. I said yes and she said, “Good, I don’t want you running into walls and getting pregnant.” #momquotes @FallonTonight
— Kaitlyn Troske (@katersNgravy) May 10, 2018
My mom couldn’t find the movie she wanted on Netflix. “Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I’ll try again tomorrow” #MomQuotes
— Hooray Platypus (@HoorayPlatypus) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair
(@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
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]]>Kanye West was absent from social media for a long time, but he has returned big style. His tweets are controversial as always, so someone has decided to use them as captions to New Yorker illustrations. Do you like the mashup? We think it’s amazing!
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]]>Below are some of the best tweets about the married life we could find. Your married friends will easily confirm they are true.
You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?"
— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 4, 2016
I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss’s boss.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 31, 2015
Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 6, 2016
Not to brag, but my husband just came back from shopping for my birthday gift, and he was carrying a Rite Aid bag.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 30, 2016
When you're married, 90% of a Friday night is asking "Do we have to go to this?"
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 5, 2016
Wife: can you pick up milk?
Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy
Wife: I mean from the store
Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too
— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) October 22, 2016
Basically marriage is just hiding your favorite snacks from each other
— Flirt (@1MeLrO) September 22, 2015
husband tries to dramatically break news by asking, "Are you sitting down?" and I'm like, sitting down is literally all I do
— Jenn (@lionheaded_) January 18, 2016
wife: Do you think you'll ever stop quoting "Gangsta's Paradise"?
me: The way things are going I don't know
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 21, 2015
ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016
I wish there was more trust in my marriage like where I could buy produce without my wife inspecting it like she's appraising a diamond.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 2, 2016
[facebook]
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"[real life]
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016
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]]>My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me
— Zackadaisical (@Mr_Kapowski) October 26, 2016
My workout schedule:
Age 20: Ran every day.
Age 25: Exercised once a week.
Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2017
The twentysomethings next door are having a rave. I'm in bed knitting & watching Netflix w/ my cat. #thirtysomething pic.twitter.com/JDiJaKrYBZ
— LibrariNerd
(@LibrariNerd) April 11, 2015
Welcome to your 30s. You're continually stunned to find that 1998 was not 10 years ago.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 6, 2017
im gonna have a productive weekend
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man
ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 24, 2017
"What is life in your 30s like?"
"You get excited about a restaurant's location because it's close to Target and you need to buy soap."— White Guy Confidence (@karenkho) July 19, 2017
Me in my 20s: secretly hates everyone.
Me in my 30s: publicly hates everyone.
— I LIKE CHIPS (@aaronup) December 5, 2017
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
I love being in my 30s. I get messages from my friends like "oh god I'm in a club" and I'm like "oh god no" while I'm home eating string cheese
— Jacqui Collins (@jacquicollins_) January 21, 2018
Hello, welcome to your 30s, the cute boys you had crushes on in junior high all look like fat old dads now.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) December 3, 2017
Welcome to your 30s, everything hurts for no reason and you have a hangover from the glass of wine you drank a week ago
— Strocellinni (@Strocellinni) April 20, 2017
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