Here is a list of 15 quotes from people that stated, realizations that will change your perspectives on life.
- Teachers won’t let you use Wikipedia, but they make you use 30-year-old textbooks.
- The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it.
- Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains.
- The price of gumballs from gumball machines has been remarkably stable in the face of inflation.
- My brain knows how to type without looking at the keyboard yet I can not draw a QWERTY keyboard from memory.
Photo by Fabian Irsara on Unsplash - The skeleton isn’t inside you, you’re the brain so you’re inside the skeleton.
- The only difference between “mostly sunny” and “partly cloudy” is my weatherman’s outlook on life.
- In 5 years, we’ll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970.
- My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.
- My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
- Nightmares are so weird. Your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it.
Photo by ANMOL on Unsplash - If you can’t afford a condom, then you really can’t afford NOT to have a condom.
- If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was.
- A knee is a really big knuckle.
- If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
