Did you ever stop and wondered how well do you really know your husband or wife, girlfriend or boyfriend? They may be a spy, work for CIA or even another country, and everything happens before your nose without you even realizing it. If there was only a way for you to check …
Well, thanks to Twitter users who joined in on the #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy conversation, there is. Numerous people are sharing signs and red flags you should recognize if your significant other is involved in undercover government jobs. Let’s check the best of them then, shall we?
1. Knife Throwing
#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
They always manage to catch every knife you've ever thrown at them.— ®️obin (@Robin46_2) November 27, 2017
2. Smith
They insist on being called Smith, no matter what either of your names are. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) November 27, 2017
3. Talk Dirty to Me
She tells you to talk dirty in bed. But, closer to the microphone.#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Sleep In Heavenly Bees (@StopEatingBees) November 27, 2017
4. Bond
They introduce themselves last name first then their whole name
“Bond, James Bond” #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) November 27, 2017
5. Ink
#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy Grocery lists are in disappearing ink.
— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) November 27, 2017
6. Shaken not Stirred
He drinks a martini in bed. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy pic.twitter.com/gV3HVNWFxr
— Elim Garak (@RealElimGarak) November 30, 2017
7. Boom
All their mail self destructs 3 seconds after being opened. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— 🎄nAmyste jolly af ⚾️🐼🦉😇💞🔥 (@AAskelson) November 27, 2017
8. Co-workers
If you are also a spy, and you both work at the same place. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Geoff Clark (@geoffreyclark37) November 27, 2017
9. Basement
Spends a lot of time in the basement your house doesn't have. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Chris Magill (@cmagill) November 28, 2017
10. Safety First
Your significant other asks you to start their car. Example: "Honey, mind starting my Range Rover for me, I'm making espresso?" #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Fred Burton (@fred_burton) November 27, 2017
11. Handle with Care
when you sneak up on him to scare him for fun he does a spin move and chokes you out#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) November 27, 2017
12. So Many Faces
Every couple of years he seems to morph into a completely different dude! #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy pic.twitter.com/RuQBbn830E
— Brett FISH Anderson (@BrettFishA) November 27, 2017
13. Do You Work Out?
They are EXTREMELY physically fit for an accountant.#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
— Christine WhySoBlue? (@googlygirl98) November 27, 2017
14. Maybe Just a Bad Driver?
Someone is always trying to run us off the road. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy pic.twitter.com/SSK1qhIj0P
— ❣️❤️ Cattsy ❤️❣️ (@Cattereia) November 27, 2017
15. Line With the Other Side
#SignsYoureMarriedToASpy
"Mother" keeps calling in the middle of the night and she's been dead for 10 years— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) November 27, 2017
