One Tired Mom Shows the Struggles of Parenting Through Humor

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Well we were only home for 2 days and now we are off to the island. 5 hours and a ferry with two toddlers, please mamas I need advice! What is the best way to keep these monkeys entertained?!? #aheadofthecurve

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on May 2, 2018 at 10:28am PDT

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Anyone else look at those smug, prekid, 20 sometime years olds with their clean hair and shaved legs, thinking….hmmm I wonder how much sleep they got last night?! 😕👶 . Mamas what is the one selfish 'you' thing you miss doing since having tiny humans?b

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Apr 16, 2018 at 10:33am PDT

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Dancing into the weekend like it's…the weekend? Now can somebody please convince my kids to sleep in tomorrow. . *Sorry guys I know this was posted earlier, but for some reason My IG account was acting up and I had to delete it.* . So if you loved it before I hope you still love it now! Xo #awordfrommama

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Mar 23, 2018 at 1:28pm PDT

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Wahoo happy Friday…tonight I'll be popp'n bottles in the club and getting crunk? No, getting down with my bad self? No, what terms do young people use for Friday nights now? . Ok confession I will not be getting 'crunk'…I will most likely be crawling into bed at a decent hour after enjoying a nice cup of tea…but maybe I'll get a little cazy and break out some of that fancy tea with a fruity name, like tropical paradise blend. . What are your crazy Friday night plans?

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Apr 20, 2018 at 1:29pm PDT

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I once read Marta Stewart only sleeps 5 hours a night. I gotta say I'm pretty jeleous because she probably gets five glouriously uninterrupted hours in a row. 😴😊 How much sleep are you mamas functioning on these days? #awordfrommama

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Feb 23, 2018 at 9:39am PST

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Morning Mamas. This is officially my daily motto for the past week as I embark on the fun fun times of potty training. It is also commonly paired with…it's ok hunny let's just try to get to the potty a little faster next time. 😬😥#awordfrommama

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Jan 22, 2018 at 9:33am PST

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Cinderella had her mice and Snow White had an entire forest. What am I missing here?! Why is my cat sleeping away while there's floors to be cleaned and dishes to be washed? 🤔😒🐈 #ihatecleaning #momproblems #motherhoodthroughletterboards #awordfrommama

A post shared by Stephanie🌻Horman (@moderndaywonderland) on Jan 9, 2018 at 10:33am PST