Every dog owner has, at least once, wanted for their dog to be able to speak and just tell them what he’s thinking. We can’t help but wonder what’s on their minds as they sniff the air or stare blankly into the wall.
Twitter account Thoughts of Dog is trying to answer this question and it’s doing it in a hilarious way. Over 2 million people follow this account, which means that they are an answer to many dog lovers’ prayers.
Below are some of our favorite tweets from it. For more, follow Thoughts of Dog on Twitter!
sometimes. i let out a little grunt. this could mean i’m hungry. or tired. or that i’m happy you’re around. on very special occasions. it means all three
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 4, 2018
sometimes. i hear my fren bork. so i start borking. even if i have no idea what i’m borking about. you cannot convince me. i’m not helping
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 23, 2018
sometimes. i wonder if there’s more to life. than being ridiculously good-looking
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 3, 2018
the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 5, 2018
one time. i was having a nightmare. and the human noticed. so they held my paw. to make sure i knew. everything was going to be okay
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 16, 2018
if you’re packing to go somewhere. and leave your suitcase open. i’m allowed to climb inside. and then you have to take me with you. it’s the law
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 26, 2018
one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 20, 2018
i have performed my final security lap. around the household. i’m happy to report. snoozles are a go
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 28, 2018
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 13, 2018
