Guy Photoshops Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos

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The world is made up of all kinds of people. Some people are models. Some people are veterinarians. Some people yell at you in a mall parking lot for double parking your minivan and then follow you into a thrift shop hahaha its cool tho, we made up and ended up eating pepperoni pizza together 🍕 #HerNameWasCarla #TaughtUsAboutChemtrails #NewFriends

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jan 10, 2019 at 9:39am PST

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If you are what you eat, then I’m 6 chocolate croissants and a cheddar string cheese. And if you dress for the job you want not the job you have, then I’m a successful, divorced business man with two mortgages and an unfinished novel #RealTalk #FirstDayOfWork #Business #Synergy

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Dec 30, 2018 at 11:05am PST

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Woody from Toy Story (my personal hero) always complains about a friggin snake being in his boot. Can’t even imagine how scary that would be. 😬 How does a snake even get into a person’s boot? It’s a snake, and snakes live outside. 🐍 #SnakeFacts  #Thinking #RuinedABedWithSand

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Dec 2, 2018 at 10:26am PST

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I have one simple request.. and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!! Hahaha so evil. So true. #HappyHalloween

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Oct 31, 2018 at 2:30pm PDT

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FYI if you ever have honey all over your friggin hands and can’t open the slippery bathroom door handle AND no one’s around to help you pls DO NOT ask Siri to call one of your family members for help b/c apparently Siri considers it an emergency and calls 911 and the cops show up but you still can’t open the slippery door for them (b/c of the honey) so they bust through the door and tackle you to the ground smdh #thursdays #911

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Sep 27, 2018 at 3:49pm PDT

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When I booked a role as a “Club Scene Extra” in the new Blade Trilogy reboot, my whole fam showed up to set in costume to support!! I’ll be real with ya…I got a little emotional. Straight up. On set. Idk. Real blessed to have such a loving support system. Also special s/o to our family therapist Dr. Linda for telling them they had support me more and do things I like lol #Love #Respect #Support #BladeTrilogyReboot #DrLinda

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Sep 6, 2018 at 11:23am PDT

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“Is it worth it? Let me work it! I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it! isa flur flima flipper flam yet, isa flur flima flipper flam yet…” Dang. Missy Elliott not only knows how to get me FIRED UP, but also taught me how to do my taxes 🙏 #queen #MissyKnowsTaxes #CertifiedTaxProfessional #thanksMissy

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Aug 19, 2018 at 1:22pm PDT

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Kendall’s gotten super into murder mystery dinner parties and tonight’s theme is “Dead Ass People.” I’m dressed up as some dead ass little butler and Kendall dressed up as some dead ass business entrepreneur. All the other guests are gonna show up in their dead ass costumes and then we get to solve a murder mystery and have pizza! #IMadeCookies #BreakNbake #KanyeIsTooScaredToComeOutofHisRoom #lol #GhostButler

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Aug 2, 2018 at 9:12am PDT

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Ever since Kendall introduced me to the #horselife in elementary school, I immediately changed my dream of becoming a disc jockey to becoming a horse jockey. S/O to @elleusa and my dope stylist @heatheralli for making my horse dreams come to life on this shoot. ULTRA SPECIAL S/O to the Palm Springs Search & Rescue team that found me after I wandered off and was lost AF in the desert for 16 gd hours lol smdh #GladToBeBack #DidntStarve #IHadSkittles #horses

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jul 22, 2018 at 10:09am PDT

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Hey does anyone have a WebMD login I could use? I basically swallowed a bucket of sand and am worried it’s gonna form a rock in my stomach. Not the first time this has happened and I honestly just wanna be prepared haha. #Thanks #Vogue #RockFormation #TheySpelledMyNameWrongLOL #fashion

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jun 28, 2018 at 9:02am PDT

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As you can imagine, Kendall and I were pretty embarrassed when we showed up to Cardi B’s birthday party which apparently WASN’T a costume party smdh. I went as a cat and Kendall went as a ball of yarn… but we played it off by pretending we were going to a costume party AFTER Cardi’s which was def a lie but whatever lol #TwoHoursOfMakeUp #CoolCat #Yarn

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jun 15, 2018 at 2:10pm PDT

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Started a fresh new line of turtlenecks with Mom and Kim called Turtleneck Klub and each turtleneck comes with a gold shield that welcomes you to the Turtleneck Klub! I wanted to give out a free turtle too but apparently they’d all die in shipping or something idk. Also, we only have 2 sizes lol #TurtleKrew

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on May 28, 2018 at 10:28am PDT

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Whoa! I won the award for “Longest Sleeves” at this Met Jingle Ball thing and this is a real big moment for me. S/O to Reggie at Men’s Wearhouse for hooking it up like always, my Uber driver for her patience, and Janet the caterer who fed me snacks all night bc I couldn’t find my own hands. #Proud #StillNotSureWhatTheMetsGalaIs #ProudAnyway #KatyPerryWonLargestBirdAward

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on May 17, 2018 at 9:24am PDT

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Kendall and I had to do science fair projects in 4th grade. Hers was called “How Flowers Bloom” and mine was called “Deadly Killer Bumblebees: When Will They Strike Next?” Kendall got an ‘A’ but I got a ‘D-’ because my data was pretty inconclusive and also made up. Anyways, that’s what this photo is supposed to symbolize. I think it’s art. #OvercomingEmbarrasmentThroughArt #Bees #WhenWillTheyStrikeNext

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on May 3, 2018 at 9:21am PDT

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As most of you know, I shattered all my teeth in a tragic Slip-n-Slide accident last winter. It was on the news. Anyway, I’ve been scared of water ever since… but Kendall helped me get over my fear b/c that’s what family is for 🙏 #KTLAmorningNews #YouCanFindItOnline #InhaledSoMuchFreakinWater #Growth #SlipNslide #MyJourney

A post shared by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Apr 5, 2018 at 9:07am PDT